So I am getting 500 free condoms in the mail. No, it’s not because I am especially in need prophylactics (quite the contrary, as any one who knows me would say). It’s because I filled out a form on Facebook based on a whim, and ended up becoming an official “SafeSite” for the Great American Condom Campaign (whatever the hell that is).
I filled out the thing about a month ago and didn’t think anything of it. But yesterday I got an email saying I had been selected. At first I thought I should try and get them to cancel it, but after talking about it with a bunch of my friends I’ve decided I should actually go ahead and try and give them away to people who need them.
I guess I figure if I am going to claim “pro-life” I should actually do something to keep people from having to wrestle with having an abortion.
So yeah. If you need a rubber hit me up (although I won’t get them for a while). Oh, and don’t tell the priest at St. Paul’s. I don’t think he would give me that little blessing at mass if he knew.